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  1. Rosalva Cerrone

     /  January 5, 2012

    Hands down, Apple’s app store wins by a mile. It’s a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but I’m not sure I’d want to bet on the future if this aspect is important to you. The iPod is a much better choice in that case.

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I was getting really creeped out until his phone went off and he starts singing the lyrics to his ringtone. It was Miley Cyrus’s Party in the USA. my teacher dropped a chocolate muffin. He then got another muffin and placed them on the plate in the hallway by an indicator that said “One of such muffins DIDN’T fall on the floor. Take should you dare.” HLIA Today, I moved into a whole new dorm room. My new room-mate’s fish is known as Bellatrix, and mine is named Sirius. I am now concerned for the life of my fish, but I think my roomie and I will likely be good friends. Today, I read a narrative that discussed someone saying no thanks me gusta la Justin Bieber and being correct that it’s el since it is masculine. They got it right initially since Justin Bieber isn’t masculine Sr year of high school me and several friends distributed huge bags of dodge balls to your fellow students after which proceeded to offer the largest ever dodge ball match during passing time at school. 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Today, I took Mystery Seeker and typed “What is my mission? ” I got “Your mission is to carry a purple elephant along everywhere and tell anyone who asks that it is the source of your respective ninja skills. ” . I was playing the iPod shuffle game. I asked it “How I will die?” It started playing ‘Running From Lions’ by All Time Low. I’m type of scared, but I also feel as if that could be a pretty cool method to die. Today, my boyfriend was across the street from me, so I began pulling him back with an “invisible rope”. Some guy walking past stopped, looked over both folks, ducked under the rope and took his way. OLAA Today, I was taking my dog to get a walk round the cemetery. Suddenly I saw a gravestone using the name Potter onto it. Naturally I went along to go have a look at it. Guess just what the persons first name was? Harry. I cried. My 6 years old brother was devote charge with the class when the teacher stepped out, when she came back all your children were crying. Why? He stood on his chair and exclaimed to everyone that, “Santa is not real! ” in math we had been discussing the fairest way to share easy among two children. My classmate said “obtain a ruler” and my first thought am they can use rulers to sword fight over who gets the cake. Today, in the event the teacher asked us what percentage of us still go ringing doorbells for candy, I was the only 1 who raised my hand. I promised myself I would go ringing doorbells for treats until my senior year right then high. . Today, my cousin walked into my room while I was watching Harry Potter along with the Deathly Hallows. He walked in right in the part where Dobby gets killed. He asked me why I wasn’t crying. Such a bright future. Today, I saw a vehicle who have been dented from an automobile accident. However, had they not spent money to repair the car–they to put it simply gigantic band-aid stickers on top from it. Car, I officially claim you average. I was driving my younger brother to McDonald’s to obtain a Big Mac. As a joke, I put a bumper sticker on my small back car window having said that “Honk should you regret being married”. I can’t tell you how many people honked. I was looking for images to put on a presentation, so I searched the term ‘friends’ in the clip art finder on Microsoft Powerpoint. For some reason about half with the pictures it mentioned were of plungers. Today, me and my 6 year old brother went to get a walk. And from nowhere, he pretends he’s holding a sword so when he’s gonna stab me, I take out my invisible sword and that we have a battle for about an hour. OLAA Today, I dueled a worker of Hot Topic for the past Harry Potter snuggie, while using the wands on display. Not only did I win, but I got a marriage proposal beyond it through the employee I defeated. Life = complete. . Tody I went to a fancy restaurant having a pianist and everything. We were seated in te back corner and within the corner there was a lifesized cardboard cutout of C3PO and R2D2. I knew we select the right restaurant. . A day or two ago, I was texting my buddy. Because i used to be not attending to, i almost walked right into a tree, but as a result of my “cat like reflexes” i turned just in time to walk straight into a sign. I felt smooth. Yesterday, I took a shower and accidentally used our bodies wash as shampoo. Once I realized what I did, I told myself, “Ooops, I won’t make it happen again.” What did I precede to accomplish? Use the shampoo as body wash. Today, a year ago, I waved in a complete stranger for no particular reason in Copenhagen. We talked – a whole lot – and I learnt that he lives only 10 miles from me. We celebrate our six month anniversary in 3 days. OLAA. Today, my Creative Writing teacher told us he calls the the old Creative Writing teacher “Lord Spicermort”, and banned us from ever saying his name in class. He is dubbed “the teacher who shall not named.” Today, my 89-yr old Grandpa came over for dinner. He excused himself to make use of the washroom, and when he didn’t return after 10 mins I went along to see if he was alright. I found him in my room, eating my chapstick. . Today, seeing so many stories about people asking their Ipods the way they are likely to die, I decided to try out. The song it developed? Save You Tonight. Apparently I will die quite the hero. I’m ok with that. . I went to a concert with my pal. In the middle with the concert they started singing the “Time Warp”. There in the corner doing the Time Warp was a guy dressed up Waldo. It was one of the most epic thing inside the concert. Today, my friend and I went down for the park on an epic water gun, lightsaber and Nerf sword battle. Not only did we have an epic battle, some in the neighborhood kids came down, and joined us in your epic battle. A couple years back, our kids and I went college hunting for my sister. At one college, people in banana suits showed up to us and asked for free hugs, so we all hugged them. Guess where my sister goes to college now? my sister and I were in Bed, Bath, and Beyond playing using the Pillow Pets. A young boy we couldn’t know walked around us and had an in depth conversation about Pillow Pets. I hope he has got the koala he wants. HandOLAA Today, I wondered why people never put a period with the end of “”, seeing that “” is technically a sentence, and many of us are fairly grammar Nazi. I then pointed out that the period must certainly be a ninja, and felt satisfied. Today, I am helping out my college for an open evening. We needed to give out goodie bags. I handed one with a tall goth lad as well as the next thing I heard was his squeel of excitement on the lolly inside bag. M(ahd his)LIA. Last fall, I took a university literature class. It was an impartial study with my teacher. I asked her what my final exam can be. I went to her house and baked a lemon cake along with her. Got an A. Best. Teacher. Ever. Today, I was walking into school late so I was the only one in the hallway. Suddenly, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song coming from the band room. I walked to my class feeling like Captain Jack Sparrow. I saw a guy at least 60 years old expertly riding a shopping cart across a parking zone. In front with the automatic doors, he got off and acted like nothing happened. My faith continues to be restored in the older generation. Today, we went on the computers during class. I continued , and my teacher walked behind me and saw the webpage. She didn’t wink, nod, give me a fist bump or extra credit. Instead, she yelled at me for being off task. or yesterday, I couldn’t sleep therefore i was reading a fantastic book and lost tabs on time. A few hours later I was freaked out from the strange light coming through my window. it took me twenty or so minutes to realize it absolutely was the sun. Today, I did a play, Seussical Jr., then I attended Friendly’s and sang all in the songs with the whole cast while shoveling our face full of ice cream. The people there was without the heart to halt us. OurLIA 🙂 Today, I ran away from juice in one of my CapiSuns so I went and also got another. I then got the idea to set two straws into one hole, it so worked. It was not twice as delicious, but I was able to drink it twice as quickly. in the office, two kids came through the drive thru window “driving” a cardboard cut-out car with YOLO writen about the side. They ordered milkshakes and allow us to take their pictures. This is deffinitly going on my bucket list. . Today, when I was on the movies these folks were having technical difficulties & the movie wouldn’t start. The screen was black for about five minutes. During those 5 minutes the whole theater broke out into Jingle Bells. Today, i used to be sending an image message on my phone. I pointed out that whereas a standard message only will contain 60 characters, an image message will contain 1000. i suppose images is actually worth a thousand words. Today, I was at the karate demonstration when someone asked why we started karate my friend, who is a major tough guy said, “well when I started I thought about being a power ranger and I feel I have accomplished my goal”. . I was over a plane to New York to go to my aunt. My younger sister, close to me, was playing the iPod Shuffle game, and she screamed when she saw what the iPod gave her. She asked how she’ll die. She got “Crashed”. HLIA Today, I attended meet my new teachers at college. When I went to meet my spanish teacher he was wearing blue striped pants, a checkered shirt, a bow tie, and was holding a pickle club. I think this will be a good year. The other day I was inside the bathroom at college, when I noticed someone wrote for the wall “Flush twice to the ministry of magic”. I told my sister the way it made my day day and she or he said she wrote that. Best sister EVER! I was standing in line at a cafe and saw an adult couple sitting together. Between them would be a coffee cake. They then started playing rock paper scissors for the final bite. Good to understand those things don’t fade with later years. I chose to participate inside Google vs Yahoo war. I typed in “I hate it when…” into both. Yahoo provided “I hate it when that occurs.” Google gave me “I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe.” Clear winner? Duh. Today, late into the evening, when everybody was asleep, I did my usual secretive action. I made sure individuals were alsleep for sure before stealing a laptop away into my room. My guilty pleasure? Club Penguin, where I am a ninja. . I decided to join the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed “dinosaurs are…” into each. Yahoo’s response? “Dinosaurs are extinct.” Google’s response? “Dinosaurs are Jesus ponies.” I love you Google. Yahoo should just throw in the towel. MILA. The other day I was inside the kitchen when my dad said “guess what happens I got off of the internet!”, I guessed a foreign mail-order bride. He said “no, well not really that you know of.” He actually just became a recipe for butterscotch pudding. while in an Italian restaurant on the American/Dutch cruise liner, the waiter noticed my loved ones and I were Australian. He promptly started singing “G’day G’day” by Slim Dusty. His accent was pretty damn perfect. He’s Indonesian. Today, I keyed in mystery seeker “find waldo, destroy him, and send a picture of what learn about to this number” and wrote my number. 15 minutes later, i got a photo of someone throwing a poster with waldo onto it into a bonfire. . I was at the office (I work in a daycare) and we’d a clown come in to perform a show. He asked a boy what are the magic word was and as an alternative to saying abracadabra…He said Avada Kedavra! Needless to express…I’ve found a fresh best friend. HLIA Today, i decided to take part inside the Google vs Yahoo war. I typed in “Chuck norris is”, yahoo gave me “Chuck Norris is indeed tough”. Google set it up “Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.” Needless to convey, Google won 🙂 . Today,I looked through the photos on my iPod Touch. I don’t know if I needs to be amazed from the fact that I have more pictures of my cat sleeping than anything else or the fact she has numerous interesting sleeping positions. me an my pals were at our old elementary school and that we started walking towards this creek. We made a decision to freak out the miscroscopic kids in addition to their parents, therefore we ran from the field screaming “FOR NARNIA!” and ran in the trees. Today, me and my mom were walking beyond McDonald’s this also woman, holding her wrist, asked us to keep the door on her behalf. We did, and she thanked us, saying, “I’m on my small way towards the hospital, but I have to have a milkshake. ” Priorities. . I thought we would join in on the google vs yahoo war. I first visited google and typed in some random phrase, depending on usual. I get to yahoo and a photo of Justin beiber pops up about the front page. I didnt even bother. You lose yahoo. A week ago at school, my teacher was inside the middle of his lecture when he asked me a question. Instead of answering I yelled “HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION! ” and pointed towards the doorway. He, and several students, all looked. . I stood a dentist appointment, along with a nature movie about oceans was playing inside the waiting room. They showed a number of fish caught inside a net. I had watched Finding Nemo the day before, so I started chanting “SWIM DOWN! ” during my head. . my neighbor came over and asked if she and her brother could borrow my fifth Harry Potter book. Once entering my room and browsing my books I realized I couldn’t lend it to her without having must “Do you need paper or hardback?” Today, while going through lists of things to complete while your bored, I saw something having said that “Apply for the unicorn questing license here,” so naturally, I clicked into it. I would like to state that I am now the state unicorn hunter 😀 I was playing tennis with my sister. We got bored of the same old game and so chose to mix it up somewhat. Instead of with all the net heading to the ball over we played by showing up in the ball over and returning to each other on the house. OLAA. Today, during class, there was a substitute named Ms. Warner, (it really turns out that they’s related towards the Warner Brothers) who unquestionably iPod Shuffle game during class. She asked how she’s going to die. What did she get? “Sandwich”. HLIA Today, at the bowling alley, my companion and I got the lane close to some rather cute, nerdy guys. One ones yelled out “Leroyyyyyyy Jenkiiiinnnns! ” And created a strike. I yelled out “FOR NARNIA! HUZZAH! ” and created a strike at the same time. . Today, I found out what our Homecoming theme is for this season. Pixar movies. And guess what happens we sophomores have? Up. And just as if that wasn’t cool enough, the freshmen have Finding Nemo. I’m really excited for your Homecoming parade. Go OHS. I want to dedicate this post with a friend who was simply also an incredible fan of and each of the things mentioned on like goldfish and Harry Potter. You fought a fantastic battle against cancer Mandy, and you will be missed forever. Her Life Was Average. I read, “Today, I read “Voldemort and Osama Bin Laden both died on the same day. Coincidence? I think not. ” Well, er, so did Hitler.” The first episode of spongebob squarepants was aired that day also. Oh yeah, plus it’s my birthday. Yesterday, I wanted to find out how many people I could reach high five me in one school day. I kept track on my small hand by making tally marks which has a green pen. I been able to high five 100 people in a single day. I’ve never felt more accomplished. Today, while performing in the talent show, I made a decision to sing a Japanese song. When I was finished, everyone applauded and my friend asked when I learned Japanese. I don’t have any idea Japanese, I was just singing what are the words sounded like. Today, I saw this post on DBPB: “Dear “bring a basic reading book to class”,, Umm, aren’t all books quiet? Sincerely, I’ve never read the sunday paper that yelled at me as I make out the print…” Clearly this individual has never been for the library in Hogwarts. A couple days ago I attended cafe rio with my pal. When we sat down, she inquired about where her fork was. I looked over to see her fork within the lid of her drink as opposed to a straw. She didn’t notice until she took a sip. her life is average. Today, when I was driving to work, I researched and saw a cloud shaped much like an elephant: trunk, ears, and all. I am distracted I nearly rear-ended the car before me when I tried to take a picture in the cloud in my phone. . My dad just ninja rolled in the room and pretended to shoot me with an invisible shotgun. For another 10 minutes we had an invisible weapons fight involving invisible bombs, grenades, machine guns, and strangely enough, shuriken. OurLIA I read online that to try a dog’s intelligence you have to cover it using a blanket and see how long it takes for them to understand it off. I thought I’d test that with my dog. She sat there for 10-seconds before laying down and going to fall asleep. Today, me and my good friend were singing the Mario Theme song loudly in the hallway then some random guy jumped beyond the bathroom and joined us. We sang the entire song, high-fived eachother, then continued with our day as if nothing happened. during the last day of faculty, me and my buddies cried if we realized we wouldn’t see our teacher again, because it was her this past year there. Then when we had been walking home, she did a drive-by at us..having a Nerf gun. Best memory ever. Today, I was going to the gym, and about the way I saw both of these kids running home from the neighborhood pool, both had their towel over their heads plus they were running while making super hero sounds. I have faith in future generations. I was fighting with mysteryseeker, it refused to present me my mission, and each time I asked, it replied mission please?, so I lost the battle and wrote down please, finally it gave my mission, now I am going to the grocery store to hug some bananas. Today, i chose to try the Yahoo! vs. Google challenge. I typed “I hate it whenever you” and Google gave me: I hate it whenever you walk outside and someone throws a cow at you… Yahoo! provided: I hate it once you leave… Google wins. Hands down. Today, I was getting changed within my room and noticed my fish were within the front in the take. Joking around I said “Stop watching me change! ” They swam behind some rocks inside back of their tank. From now on I is going to be changing in the bathroom. my gym class had to run a mile for the finals. Just as my coach, Coach Donaldson, blew his whistle I yelled “FOR NARNIA” as everyone began running. It provided me with a magical feeling, and I ran faster than ever before. I took 1st during my class. Today, I saw this DBPB post: Dear British children, Do you elect a class king as opposed to a class president?, Sincerely, Curious.Unfortunately, we’ve neither class presidents nor class kings. But our school has a head boy called Percy. HLIA. Today, I was inside my friend’s house and her sister asked about what I desire to be when I grow up. I shared with her an engineer and asked her what she thought about being. First she said a unicorn, after which she changed it with a Chinese person. She’s eight. HLIA. my mom explained that when I was 4 we went swimming while using sting rays. I wouldn’t will end up in but she did and they all swam around her. She started screaming and apparently I told everyone I didn’t know that crazy lady. Little me was awesome! MLWasA I read a about someone asking if two groups of identical twins dating, would their kids match. Being an identical twin, their kids would genetically be siblings because each set of twins have the same DNA. I want my sister and I thus far twins. Today, I went along to a store for the toy section using a friend and that we saw lightsabers. So like natural mature young adults, the two of us picked one up, and staged a saber fight, ending beside me ‘dying’ dramatically plus an employee seeing if I was okay. . I thought we would play a school-wide game of telephone. I started off saying “I like it when someone random makes my day”. Near the end of the day it got back in my opinion. They said “I like it when unicorns tickle me” How it got to that, I have no idea. So while in the bookstore, I was considering all the calendars. Being a boy, when I saw the playboy one, I naturally picked the lord in the rings calendar beside it. I didn’t even spot the women, all I saw was an illustrated hobbit. Last night I was texting my pal and I was about the verge of sleep. As I look back inside my texts this morning I realize I told him a tale about a Tarantula cheating over a test, knowning that same tarantula helping a clown explode a Glitter factory. Today, the entranceway from my math class to social studies was jammed. Finally, some kid broke through it, but in addition fell hard for the ground. He got up all nonchalant and merely said, “Howdy” and walked back in his room. New best friend? Just maybe… Today, when my mom got mad at my brother, she yelled Benjamin John! (his first name and middle name). To this he replied, “Who the heck is John???” For 12 years, my buddy thought that his first name was Ben and his middle name was “jamin. ” HLIA Today, inside middle of class, i had to sneeze. I concentrated and lastly said “pika” before i sneezed. Once I did, I got really excited and started celebrating, exploring to determine if anyone else noticed. They didn’t. I got weird looks. I was travelling my school when it begun to rain. Looking Up in the still sunny sky I search for the rainbow. In frustration I cried out “where may be the fricken rainbow?!?” a upperclassman that was walking by me handed me a bag of skittles. Mila at lunch, I started packing my stuff up without looking with the clock. One of my buddies asked me what I was doing and I told him the bell was going to ring. He said what are you a wizard? Then the bell rang. I am expecting my letter any day now. . My parents came home with Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. They said it absolutely was for “family movie night”, which meant I couldn’t go out. What did I do? I exclaimed to watch the movies in a very different order. They are so confused. Payback is good. . Last winter, I got an entire body red panda suit. My roommate refused to adopt me to walmart unless I was putting it on. The looks on the faces from the people at walmart being a giant red panda rooted through stuff? Priceless. I can’t wait until winter again! Today, I looked out your window and saw dad walking the dog down our street. Except he wasn’t walking, he was riding a unicycle. My first thought was, “We don’t own a unicycle.” My second thought was, “We don’t own your pet dog. ” So many questions. I fell asleep at school,my teacher hit my arm and my head fell on the desk, then when i explored he said “. ..and thats what sort of dinosaur ganged up with all the unicorn to defeat the evil Yahoo monster. ” I almost cried when I thought I missed that lesson. at work, I explained to my coworker when you say “raise up lights” fast, it sounds like “razor blades” in Australian. We then proceeded to express “raise up lights” forwards and backwards to the other for like 5 minutes, laughing the entire time. OurLAA. I was on DBPB and saw a post in spite of this, “Dear down side, WE have the best cookies. Sincerely,the woman scouts. “I would definitely click “Hilarious” considering I am a lady scout.When I visited click it, it absolutely was at 355.That’s my troop number.I left it alone. Today, I was walking on the hall and I was held up by someone who was walking on the beat, almost dancing. It was my principal. When I walked up beside him I realized he was singing, “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”. It’s February 21st. within my communication class, as the teacher was out within the hallway and we were supposed to get watching example speeches, two in the guys in the class started a lightsaber battle with the star wars aps on his or her phones, full of sound effects. TLAA Today, after hearing about the Google/Yahoo war I decided to try it myself. I typed “why do I” into google and yahoo, and yahoo invented “why must i feel sad”, but google came up with “why do i desire a teacher after i have google?”. Google = Winning. . while I was in class, we has some sparetime to spend outside. We accidentally uncovered metallic trap door that was inside the ground. We opened it, and there was a slight drop, however, you couldn’t tell what was down there. My school carries a secret passage… Today, while with the bookstore, a bit boy about 6 walked in regarding his father. He immediately asked where he can find the Harry Potter books. I proudly showed him, and that we talked about how exactly awesome HP is. I told his dad he was raising his boy right. . The other day I was bored so I was acting just like a dinosaur, then from no where my mom came running beyond her room while yelling “RAWR!” whipped me along with her leg and ran off saying “I just took you down with my tail of strength! GRR!” I love my Mom. ! When I was five, my Grandfather dared me to get someone famous that he is like. I had forgotton regarding it until I checked out his hand a few days ago. When he would have been a teenager, he got section of his finer cut off by accident. Brainburst: he is like Wormtail. . I washed several t-shirts that we’d just bought which in fact had different sayings in it. After washing them, I discovered that I hadn’t taken the paper tag off of among them, covering them in wet paper confetti. The saying about the shirt – EPIC FAIL. My friend recently experienced our school jazz choir. Apparently she had called her mom and said calmly, “I got in.” Her mom then proceeded to scream, then when asked regarding it, shouted, “My daughter experienced jazz choir!” She was inside middle of a meeting. i had been walking home when some teenage boy leaned out of the passenger side of his car right as they passed me. i had been expecting him to convey something rude or stupid, but he shouted “HOW DO I GET TO NARNIA?!” before driving off. coolest guy i’ve met. A month or two ago, my buddy Lex and I ordered cheesy bread sticks from the pizza place on the web and put within the special directions box: The password is coffee. When they guy got here, we wouldn’t open the door all of the way until he told us the password. He did. Today, my school had a free dress day in which uniforms are not compulsory. While the rest of my school wore regular clothes, I wore my sheep-printed flanelette pyjamas, complete which has a fluffy blue dressing gown and slippers. My principal high-fived me. . Yesterday, my companion brought over a guy that was visiting for any while. After a while of my good friend telling us we’re weird, we said “We’re not weird, we’re normal. You’re the weird one!” Simultaneously, hand motions and all. New best friend? I think so. While studying abroad in Great Britain, the megacentre of Alice in Wonderland, I have only seen brown rabbits. While within the flat kitchen yesterday, I saw a bright white rabbit outside our window. I screamed “Follow the white rabbit!” and ran from my flat. . I was on Urban Dictionary, and I researched the word average. Its answer: “An average person is somebody who Loves Harry Potter, hates Twilight, perfers google to yahoo, and enjoys messing around with their socks during church!” I think I may be regarded average. So while I was teaching select few in K/1, I asked the kids to say their name and a common animal. Out from the eight kids present three answered dogs were a common, two answered cat, one answered lion, one answered yoshi and something answered Liger. i was inside the store when i saw two at least 30 yr old men inside kids section playing with the dinosaurs. They were making “nom nom nom” noises while they were making the dinos chow documented on other dinos. This made my day. TLAA (thier) (lives) (are) (average) Today, I read “Voldemort and Osama Bin Laden both died about the same day. Coincidence? I think not. ” Well, er, so did Hitler. Something seems verrry fishy!Well all of this happened your day before my friend left for basic training. I feel that he is safe now. Today, I check this out story on dearblankpleaseblank: “Dear blind date in the zoo,I thought you are a terrible date and soon you pointed with an animal inside a pond I couldn’t see and shouted “CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!”Sincerely, see you next week?” You belong here. Today, my brother informed me to tell my cat that he is a terrible comedian and won’t ever make it inside the big time. Going in addition to it, I acquired my cat and told him that. What happens next? He goes out and won’t permit me to pet him anymore. Confused? Yes. Yes I am. I was reading Dracula and was upto the part where Mina was discussing how Dracula contaminated her. She keeps saying unclean, but the word was split up because there wasn’t space around the line. I sat there for 3 minutes looking to figure out who uncle-an is… Today, I woke up to some Rubber Duck on my own car and a note that read, ‘This is really a friendly warning to help you aware with the upcoming chaos. The Rubber Duck apocalypse initiated a policy of. We suggest you have ready grapes and lemonade and wish you the best of luck. Quak.’ Today, when I went along to Office Depot it stood a notepad that one could write on to check the pens out. I read exactly what people had written on the pad and I got the biggest smile in my face when I read “FOR NARNIA!!!!! now yourlia” It was the best thing ever. . Today, I was sitting at my computer when my mom said “I saved you some bubble wrap to pop!” I excitedly took it and was turning around to depart when she said “I also got you these!” I now have within my possession two boxes of Angry Birds gummies. M(and my moms)LIA Today, I realized that the Phineas and Ferb title sequence carries a unicorn having a turtle shell in response to the lyrics “discovering something doesn’t exists” because we all know that unicorns are really the, but a unicorn using a turtle shell is simply silly, right? Today, I asked my boyfriend if unicorns could fly. He replied saying unicorns don’t have wings, but Pegasus did. I then asked what can happen in the event you combined a unicorn and Pegasus. He said it would be called sometimes a “unipeg” or perhaps a “pegacorn”. I love him. I are actually thrifting for years. I’ve gotten jackets, shoes, and just cool useless crap at thrift stores. Reading through ‘s I notice a lot of holidays-on-peoples’-birthdays stories, and thought we would look up mine. August 17, my birthday, is National Thriftshop Day. Today, in one of my classes a fluorescent light malfunctioned and started flashing being a strobe light. Since we’re able to not get whatever else done because from the distracting light, there were a rave party to the remaining 25 minutes of class. My class is average and . A few days ago while I was waiting for my mom to pick me up from my summer volunteering job, I saw an ant about the ground acting rather strange. Then I noticed another ant under the strange acting ant. I feel like I have seen something cannot be unseen. . Today, I did my Sociology project. It involved breaking a custom. So my friend and I stood a picnic for the floor of Mcdonalds and needed to record reactions. The manager walked up to us halfway through our meal and with your ex own McDouble at your fingertips, she inspired to join us. . I went bowling with my pals and soon to be girlfriend. When it had been my turn the pin thing reduced without the pins. I was surprised but nobody was looking so i rolled the ball anyway. i obtained a strike and won the overall game… (P.S.- I think someone rigged that lane) Today, I was getting from the elevator within my friend’s dorm. A kid ran into the elevator the moment I was off and closed the entranceway. As the entranceway was closing his phone went off, his ringtone was the James Bond theme. I’m curious regarding what is going on in that building. I was at my friend’s house, and my shoe was through the room. I didn’t desire to get it so I just stared advertising online, hoping that it might somehow make its method to me. A couple of seconds later, my good friend got around get my shoe for me. I think I might have just used the force. 😀 When my English teacher gave us our final exam, he known as the day “Judgement Day”, and put “May the force be along with you” on the end with the instructions. It included fifteen questions on unicorns, the most popular types of cheese, with his fantastic luscious locks of golden hair. my biology teacher decided the best way to teach us about dominant and recessive genes would be to utilize Harry Potter; muggle genes were dominant and wizard genes were recessive. i never been taught a lesson more… awesomely. Favorite teacher ever? I think yes! my good friend and I were taking a walk. I was going away from my approach to step on crunchy leaves needless to say when I came across an area without having leaves to become found. My friend ran over with a pile of leaves found a bunch and dropped them in the front me. She knows me all to well. I saw this post, “Today, I went to the drug store and begged my dad for a fuzzy poster (what type that you colour in). It has unicorns, flowers, a rainbow, plus a castle into it. I’m 14; I regret nothing. ” I am proud to state that I own that poster also… only I’m 20. I am in the process of applying to law schools. So today, I posted on Facebook asking for suggestions for schools and states I should consider. One friend said “Hogwarts” and another said “I heard Narnia is really a beautiful place.” I couldn’t ask for better suggestions. me and my friend were walking through our school and talking about how upset we had been that nothing worthy ever happened to us. Just then a ham sandwich comes flying with the air and hit my good friend square in the face, rebounds of her and hits me inside the shoulder. OLAA Today, as I was complaining in regards to a language we’d to learn in class, my friend proceeded to open the book and show me that there was clearly three whole pages focused on JK Rowling and a couple other pages about Harry Potter. Needless to state, I quite enjoy this language now. The other day in gym class inside the locker rooms we had been talking about the way you answer telemarketers. Some said a few buddy the elf references this also one quiet girl in my class said she answered with “Canada’s sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it”. We applauded her. . i was wanting to submit a tale on when i acquired to the security thing on the bottom it said, “do you adore me?” i put yes. it immediately said, “wrong answer.” while telling this to my mother she immediately yelled, “darn it! I glued my finger for the table!” , Her LIA The other day I was watching television with my sister as well as a commercial comes on for a whole new plastic razor. The exact words of the commercial were “this razor will last you your lifetime, but should you call now you will recieve an extra one free!I’m confused why you’d need two… Whenever i will be home alone, my dad makes me leave skype on so he can find out if i am ok at all times. Today, certainly one of his CoWorkers came up to his computer, looked in the screen really close, and picked his nose. he didnt know skype was on, and i can not hold within my laughter! whilst searching my favorite band (My Chemical Romance) on wiki, I found out that their song ‘Vampire Money’ would have been a response towards the Twilight franchise asking them to perform a song for the New Moon soundtrack, that they said ‘F No!’ I knew there was a reason I liked them! while at the firework show my sister, her friend, and I where running back to your chairs in darkness having a bunch of explosions occurring. I started screaming concerning the zombie appocolapse and the way I needed to avoid wasting my Harry Potter books and films. I got a lot of odd looks. . Today, as numerous others, I made a decision to join the yahoo vs google war. I attended yahoo and typed “Harry Potter is” plus it replyed “Harry Potter is evil”. I then visited google and typed a similar thing, but google replied “Harry Potter is around confronting fears”. Enough Said. Today, I went along to the restroom in school to wash my hands and saw 3 girls inside the same stall. All I hear was “Can I borrow your pants for history class?” “How shall we be held going to accomplish this?” Then all 3 ones walked beyond the stall and left the restroom like nothing happened. Today, I went to my buddy’s house because my older sister was moving the college. When I came back I looked around her room for things she left. On the most notable of her bookshelf I found a Ouran Shield from Zelda made from cardboard and colorful duct tape. I love my sister. Today, while shopping with the produce section in Kroger, the shower to the vegetables fired up. The coolest part was that before it switched on there would have been a thunder roar and also cool lighting that allow it to be look like there’s lightning. Never have I been so amazed. . I got a retainer, I hated it until my friend said in my experience very seriously , “So your transformation into a robot has finally begun. Everything goes perfectly to plan.” Whilst pointing within my mouth. I don’t determine I should be extremly happy or worried. M(almost robotic)LIA. Today, as I was driving home, I passed the chaviest, most modified car, ever. It was all low and colorful; the kind of car you would see over hyped teenage boys driving. It was only every time a tough looking guy get the car that I realized it had Winnie The Pooh seat covers. . I took a red eye flight from California to Pennsylvania, and when the pilot of the plane was talking within the intercom he was quoted saying, “we will dim the lights when the plane will take off to enhance the looks in our flight attendants.” Im not sure if anybody else was focusing. The other trip to work a classic woman who looked about 70 something came up to me holding a cheese grater and asked what it absolutely was. I told her what it was used for as well as showed her how to use it. I felt a feeling of accomplishment when she called me a very intelligent young man. Back when my dad was at his twenties, he and the coworkers had a great deal of fun every time they pulled all-nighters. Regardless of their solemn buisness attire, they’d set down a roll of bubble wrap and push each other down the hall in desk chairs. Who says that parents aren’t cool? was my (and my friend’s) birthday, to celebrate, my father, brother and I went to this cafe/saloon for dinner. When i was done, the guy who had previously been serving us stumbled on hand us the check. I read his name tag: it read “Harry Potter”. I think I just found my new favourite cafe. A week ago, I was playing the iPod shuffle game with my buddy. I asked her iPod if my crush liked me back. The song that came up was my crush’s first name. That would’ve been great, apart from my crush is the same friend I was playing the shuffle game with. M(and Her)LIA. Today, I was walking on the hallway, and passed by way of a boy who seems to certainly be a bit of an gang member by stereotype (big, Hispanic, you already know). When I walked passed him, I remarked that his shirt-in Twilight font letters- said “I killed Edward. ” Thank you, friend; You made my day. . Last night, me and three of my best friends drove around blasting techno music from TRON inside the car and after that ran around a course at 10 p.m. making airplane noises and chasing each other with sticks. Oh, we’re also all 20 along with college. Time well spent on a summer night. The other day, I was within the hair salon with my sister. A young boy walked in along with his mom holding a chocolate bar and said “you realize, mom? Chocolate isn’t candy.” His mom replied “than what exactly is it?” The young boy said “….chocolate!!!” Thank you little boy for making my day. . so when my bus was leaving school and was waiting to get on the road, we all see those two teenagers (my school is K-12) rummaging of their cars trunk. Then among them finally pulled out a rubber unicorn mask, put it on, and started waving at us before we left. and TheirLIA At my school we’ve got a loudspeaker inside the office so teachers could possibly get messages across to students and everyone can listen to it. Today, I convinced the deputy to play the start the Circle Of Life through it so the entire school could hear. I feel we’ve accomplished a life goal =) Today, I was eating peach cobbler
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  3. Derrien

     /  May 24, 2013

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